i love how it’s not even a question or concern whether rumple is alive
like it’s just a universal fucking fact that he’s not dead
My basic recap of New York Serenade
Charming: My Castle
Regina: My Castle
Walsh: Marry me.
Emma: Mmm better not.
Regina: doo doo doot, gonna bury my heart.
Monkey: Gonna fuck some shit up lol.
Robin: Oh babe alert better save her.
REGINA: Thx lol jk. Fuck off. *damn he does have a nice ass though*
Robin: Fine then fuck you too. *damn she's got a nice ass*
Hook: lol drink this potion, I swear it's not a roofie.
Emma: I think it's a roofie...police!
Emma: ...It wasn't a roofie. Gimmi.
Hook: lol k.
Emma: I remember. Henry, Henry,Regina, Regina, Regina, Henry ...other people too I guess?
Emma: Love you Walsh, can't marry you though. Srry.
Walsh: Oh Emma, if only there was someone who loved you.
Emma: Dah fuck?
Walsh: lol, you fucked a monkey.
Emma: *kills Walsh* Let's go.
Everyone: We're back in Storybrooke. #Hella
Wicked Witch: Gowna fuck sum shit up lol. *insert wicked pun*
*Dramatic music fade out*
that’s what i heard anyway
Yup, pretty much